For most part of the last twelve months, I have been on the run. My dentist somehow discovered my blog (drat!), and since then has been bloodthirstily chasing me all over the city, confirming my theory about doctors being evil sadistic trolls. I had to forcibly put on halt the hugely successful and highly in demand series, "A Doctor a day, keeps the Astrologer away." I once again express my dismay at not being able to further enlighten you; my poor dearies, about the evil nature of these doctors.
All that is past now. I am back. And I will carry forward my mission to educate the 'masses' about the hidden truths of the world. Fear no more. Your knight in shining armor is here to save the day.
The time I have spent in hiding in the past one year have enriched my knowledge. I have traveled far and wide and am, without the assistance of any tooth, increased my wisdom. Thus, in this new re-boot, I will start with a topic of burning public interest.
"What if horns could shout, 'Fuck You' instead of Beep-Beep?"
Seriously man. Horns should be able to do that! I believe it will single handedly resolve a considerable percentage of road rage. The whole point of overtaking another vehicle is to shout a loud fuck-you, and wave a very energetic middle finger in the face of the chap who has been over-took. Being someone who personally drives around the city a lot, I come across a lot of stupid fucks, who drive in some kind of stupor. To get past such jerks, one has to use all the powers of a skilled F1 Driver. And its too much stress for street driving.
Thus the need for Fuck You horns. A major advantage of such horns will be the catharsis effect. I am sure that just like me, there are millions of careful and concerned drivers out there who wish to make roads a more organised place. A road, just like jungle has a ground rule. Only the fittest and best can survive. Others have to bow down and recognize the superiority of people like us. And when some idiot gets to screw with us and also gets to get away with it, we don't like it, do we? We are seriously pissed off. And all we wish to do is to race past ahead, stop the freaking idiot, punch him in the face and say, "Fuck yeah... Fuck You!"
And if this purpose can be fulfilled in the world by the horns themselves, then that would save a lot of time and effort.
Anyway, I need to shift base again, because that frigging dentist is still keeping a tab on me. Before going away, I promise I'll see you sooner this time!
Ciao!
